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| A FOOLISH man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. |
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| If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. |
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| Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE. |
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| Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. |
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| What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends. |
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